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Monday, August 21, 2006

damn funny read it..

zLim Peh ka li kong, hor, people don't treat old folks equally.Like last week, hor, I heard that not enough Singaporeans were donating organs.And I got to thinking: my organ right now not in use very much.Mostly used to pang jeo.Sometimes, I take it out to show the next door neighbour's little girl.That's all.Might as well let other people use-use a while, then I also song-song.Like that is a win-win situation.
So I went to my polyclinic and told the doctor that I wanted to donate my organ.But the si noong kia said, "Mr. Lim, they only want your kidneys and liver."Kidneys and liver?Wah lau!What, they want to make spare parts soup, is it?I think so, ah, the Ministry of Health all watch that "Hannibal" show a bit too many times!So I went round asking people, where can I donate my organ?Someone told me, for this kind of thing, can only be Geylang.But when I went to Geylang Lorong 69 to go and donate my organ, you know what those si orh kwee there told me?Must pay money!Lim Peh ka li kong, hor, society has become so obsessed with money!People are dying without organs and still, donors are made to pay?What kind of system is this?So I told the person in charge: how can you ask someone to pay to donate his organ?Some more, my organ is hardly used.
Well, at least not in the last twenty years.Okay, lah, a bit old, but surely they should appreciate the fact that it comes with experience?!But the si noong kias there all call me senile and told me to go away.Lim Peh ka li kong, hor, society has really become terrible if a person, out of the goodness of his heart, cannot donate his organ for free.Some more, when people are dying, they can suka-suka choose what organ they want!I simply cannot accept this.Some more, got all this bureaucracy.Must check with this foundation, lah, that hospital, lah.All si beh troublesome!I have decided that I shall go directly to the people who need organs to donate mine.I shall stand outside the C ward at SGH and wave my organ around and give it to the first person who wants it!Lim Peh ka li kong, this organ donation system is si beh cock.- LIM PEH:)

buey-song @ 7:43 AM
"Sorry also must exprain"
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